Friday, September 5, 2008

Holy Crab!

Flashback to a few weeks ago:

So it was just another night with the boy band dressed in all white. Roel loves dressing in white. But Ted loves dressing in black, so he had to wear the black under armour beneath all the white. But yeah, it was another white out party in the club with the only people wearing white being Roel, Barry, Ted, and Raul. Don't you love it when that happens.

Though, I must say that Raul owned the night. He has the absolute best taste in women. His shooting percentage is waaaaay better than Ted's or Roel's. Raul takes about 30-40 layups per night while Ted will probably only attempt 2-3 outside J's for the whole night. Ted barely touches the ball. He waits for an opening and then attacks. Raul, on the other hand is making his own space and driving to the hole with authority. Roel usually posts up in the paint all day waiting for someone to toss him the rock. But once he gets the rock, he kicks it back out with the quickness. Rarely a shot attempt from Roel. He needs to work on his sky hook. Barry is always looking for the alley-oop. He wants to throw down the jam all day everyday. Even in traffic, he's lookin' for the jam.

But anyways, back to Raul. He found the golden ticket. It was the end of the night and the lights were comin' on in the club. Raul sees these two bitches dancing so he joins them. He starts gettin' his groove on and these girls are all about it. Raul, aka Mr. No Shame, is just takin' them to town. And in the midst of all the action, Roel decides to give one the girls a high-5......or should I say high-3. Turns out, one of the girls Raul was dancing with has a crab hand. 2 claws and a thumb!!!!! It was pretty insane.

Ok, lets flashback to 15 minutes before Raul finds the golden ticket. So Ted is dancing with this chick named "Meryl". They're windin' and grindin' up on the floor. And if you just looked Ted in the eyes, you could tell he was at 100%. He had that face of concentration on. And Meryl was all about it. She backin' it up on him and breakin' him off proper. So Meryl did this dance move where she dropped down real low, and Ted was still at 100%. So basically Ted's piece(at 100%, might I add) was jammed into Meryl's upper back. Hahahahaha. So they're dancing some more and the lights come on in the club and then Meryl turns to Ted and says "You know, I had a really good time with you tonight......but I have a boyfriend." I wonder if she knew Ted was at 100%? Hahahahaha. What would prompt a girl to say that to some guy? Ted thinks that she was turned on and that was her way of not feeling bad if something did happen between the two of them that night.

2 comments:

Its_Jerry said...

ahh yes the crabs...this was an amazing true event. I was a little grossed out but at the same time this was funny as hell..a night that will live in infamy

JoeL said...

On this episode of the Deadliest Catch!!!

I must say that it's really disrespectful when I attempt to give someone a Hi-five and they only return with a Hi-THREE?!?

Working on that Sky-Hook. But I got a new name for you "Ted" changing it from "Ted" Minnetonka to "Mr.100%".