Terminology 101: Alabama Hot Pocket

[al-uh-bam-uh hawt pok-it]

-adjective, -noun
1. the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket

2. A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.