So it was Ted, Wilfredo, Damon, and Roel all at the Chargers game this past Sunday. After Rivers threw the touchdown pass to Gates a celebration ensued and here's what went down:
Ted slaps a high-5 to Wilfredo and Damon gives a double high-5 to both Ted and Wilfredo at the same time. And then Ted gives Roel a high-5. The random stranger sitting to the left of Ted sees all the high-5's being thrown out and yells to Ted "Give me a high-5!" So in the spirit of the moment Ted gives the guy a high-5.
Let me take a moment here to explain how a high-5 works. One person stick their hand in the air with an open palm while the other person does the same. The hands make a swift motion coming together to meet and it makes a slap sound. And that's it. High-5 over. Done.
Back to the story. Ted gives the guy a high-5. Hand in the air, open palm, meeting his palm. But after the slap, this guy decides to hold on. He gripped Ted's hand, as if they were holding hands. That's not how high-5's work. You don't grip the other person's hand after the slap. That's like a man sticking his finger in another man's booty hole.....but that's another blog. Hahahahaha. Needless to say, Ted never gave the guy another high-5 for the rest of the game.
1 comments:
ummm.... game day MANGET...MAN-GET?!?
No more hi-fives for the rest of the season.
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