Barry Takes the Gold on Saturday Night!!!

So the night started of with a bunch of us heading out to the first of many clubs for the night. The first club that we hit up was fun, especially for me since I got to dance with a big booty girl, I'm pretty sure it was fun for Ted as well, as he danced with the big booty girl as well. But before all of that, we were'nt even in the club yet when I noticed that our boy Barry was straight up " Fayyydid", which always ends up with some funny story or stories, no, no, let's call them adventures.

"The adventures of Barry Amsterdam." Well, for this night after heading to the first club we headed onto the next club of the several that we hit up throughout the night and when we got there Barry had noticed a girl that he had just met on myspace not more than 2 days ago. They say wassup to each other and Barry being in his faded state of mind kisses her first on the side of her head, then moments later there is a kiss on the lips with this girl that he has only known for 2 days, not even in person, but on myspace. Wow, what a pimp some would say... After that some would think that that was pretty much it between the two of them, I thought that would be it, but to my surprise they end up dabbing each others tongues at each other for a good minute or so. When they finish Barry says to her, " Wow, your such a naughty girl!!!" Her response was "I'm a naughty girl in many ways!" They hug and say their goodbyes...Unfortunately, Ted, Roel, and Raul didn't see all of this go down with them being preoccupied, especially Roel with another espisode with the vampire, but that's for another story...And thus ladies and gentlemen to conclude my story is how Barry took the Gold for Saturday night...