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Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Having the right type of Energy

Having the right type of energy level can make or break you when you are talking to people in the nightlife. For example, if you walk up to a group of people who are smiling and having a good time, you must either come in with an energy level just the same as them or slightly above theirs.

You come in with the same energy level because you want to stay congruent with that group. This way its easier for you to talk to them and break them down. Coming in with a slightly higher energy level than them conveys that your having a little more fun but not too much fun that you look like a drunken crazy fool. If you go in with an energy level way too high, they might get freaked out and think your on BLOW or something else.

You definately dont want to come into a group with a lower energy level than theirs because you will be a buzz kill. The group will not appreciate it at all. It will be totally awkward. Never place yourself in this predicament, ever.

Be the person with the higher social value. You can go either or, but for me I always try to come in with a slightly higher energy level. You must be careful with this because you will have to sell to them WHY your so energized. Be prepared to have a lively conversation and keep it up!

Do work!

Burrito Quest 4 and 5: Diablo Shrimp Burrito and Texan Burrito

For Quest 4, my brother, "Wilfredo", suggested we go to Cotija's Mexican Food. Before going, I quickly YELPed the place to see what yelpers recommended. The general consensus claimed the Diablo Shrimp Burrito as the burrito to try. For those of you who don't know, the Spanish word "diablo" translates into "devil." The devil is usually depicted living in hell, and hell is depicted as a hot ass place. So to feature diablo with a menu item means that that meal is going to be pretty damn hot. I however, enjoy eating hot , spicy-type foods, so this sounded like a good choice.

I've seen maybe 2 or 3 Cotija's around San Diego before, but the one we went to was the one on 3rd Avenue. I am terrible with this area, but I remember it being in front of a Jack in the Box restaurant, if that helps.

Upon arriving, I noticed that under the Cotija's sign, it said "Home of the Shrimp Burrito." If a taco shop is going to point out their specialty meal like that, than that meal better not disappoint. What I also noticed was how Cotija's had an ordering window outside along with eating tables, as well as an ordering desk inside along with dining booths. Most taco shops have one or the other, so I thought that was cool for them to have both.

Browsing the menu, I found the Diablo Shrimp Burrito and ordered that, while my brother Wilfredo ordered a Grande Breakfast Burrito. On a quick note, I took of couple of bites on this Grande Breakfast Burrito, and damn, this burrito had 5-star potential. For sure, it is going on the Quest list. Anyways, my burrito totaled $4.29. Considering that shrimp was the main ingredient here, the price was understandable and fair. The wait took about 10 to 15 minutes, which is long if your waiting for say, a Carne Asada burrito. But again, since it was a shrimp burrito, I let it slide.

Receiving my burrito, the size was fairly average as most, about 6 inches. I took my first bite, and holy crap,
I actually felt like my mouth creamed itself. The ingredients featured shrimp, mexican rice, and a white sauce, with some spices mixed in, all wrapped in a giant tortilla. The shrimp was nice and tender and the rice had the right amount. The cream sauce was what made the burrito. The sauce was white and creamy, but also hot. I remember eating the first half of my burrito, and how it was all hot and spicy. I was already dripping sweat, and my nose was running. I had hot sauce next to me, and yet I barely used it. When I would use it, the burrito would actually taste milder.

The second half of the burrito was where the the hotness disappeared, and it just came out tasting delicious and creamy. I found this to be my favorite part, because I still tasted the spicyness of the first half, adding the right amount of spicyness to the creamy part of the burrito.

I give Cotija's Diablo Shrimp Burrito ✭✭✭✭☆. This burrito was bomb, from the taste of the shrimp, to the creamyness of the sauce. However, a star is deducted because I did not like the way the tastes were separated. Instead, I would have preferred the sauce to be mixed around better, to have the same taste throughout the burrito.



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For Quest 5, I decided to visit an old favorite of mine, El Aguila Mexican Food. Except I heard that the place has a new name, and possibly a whole new management.

El Aguila was located in South Bay San Diego, at Southland Plaza. It was across the street of the now dead music store, The Warehouse, and right next to Vons. I discovered this place through the afformentioned brother of mine, Wilfredo, as well my cousin Ted, the same one mentioned in past posts. Those main dish Ted and Wilfredo introduced me to was Aguila's Carne Asada Fries. And to this day, I consider those fries to be the best Carne Asada Fries that I have ever tried.

The taco shop that currently resides in El Aguilas' original spot is now named Tacos La Playa. Upon entering, I noticed that the walls were plain looking. When Aguila's existed, the walls were covered with all sorts of Mexican-Indian artifacts and paintings. What was once interesting-looking is now plain, boring, and empty looking.

The burrito menu had all the usuals, but the one that interested me the most was the Texan Burrito. I've tried a Texano Burrito before from Victoria's, so I assumed that this would be the same. The price was $4.69, so I assumed this burrito would be delicious. Upon waiting, we were given appetizers in the form of tortilla chips, which only a few shops actually do. Despite there being only a few tortilla chips, it was still cool to actually get some.

I also got a horchata to accompany my burrito. In case I haven't described it before, Horchata is a rice and cinnamon drink, and pretty much every Mexican taco shop has them. In this instance, the Horchata Tacos La Playa offered was amazing. Some shops can't even mix the 'chata right, when you still have powder collecting on the bottom of the cup. This place mixed it perfectly, and even added a bit more sweetness to their 'chata mixture.

I received my burrito in about 10 minutes. My burrito was about 5-6 inches, and thick. I took my first bite of the Texan Burrito, and all I could feel was disgust. The burrito consisted of bits of chicken, french fries, and cream, all inside a tortilla. However, each ingredient was cooked poorly. I was expecting to get shredded bits of chicken, but I instead got dry, little square bits of chicken. The french fries were not cooked long enough, as it was still too mushy inside. The sauce inside the burrito had no flavor. I even tried drenching my burrito in hot sauce, but that couldn't even make this burrito enjoyable. I ate more than halfway, thinking the Texan Burrito would eventually get better, but it didn't. I ended up tossing it even though it still had a couple of bites left in it.

For the first time in my Quest, and possibly in my whole life, I give Tacos La Playa's Texan Burrito ✭☆☆☆☆. If you enjoy eating shitty burritos, then the Texan Burrito is definitely for you!

Picture of the Week

Hey Ted & Raul, remember this Crazy idea for an 18+ Event....hahaha...who doesnt love NBA JAM? "He's on FIRE"

Terminology 101: Alabama Hot Pocket

[al-uh-bam-uh hawt pok-it]

-adjective, -noun
1. the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket

2. A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

I BET THAT INTERCEPTION IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES SCARED THE HELL OUT OF YOU CHARGERS FANS.

WELL JUST LIKE THE GOVERNOR SAID. "GOOO CHAAJERS!!"

Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: The Proper Introduction

So I've already talked about doing introductions in general, now lets discuss on how to do "The Proper Introduction".

I'm so huge about this! I cant stress how important introductions are. People have a hard time in general just doing introductions, trust me, my friends still struggle in this area...haha

"The Proper Introduction" is an art. I say this because the person doing the proper introduction has to come up with relavant information to relay to the other party. Here is an example of of the regular introduction vs "The Proper Introduction"

"Hey Jim this is my homeboy Jeff. Jeff meet Jim"

"Hey Jim, this is my homeboy Jeff. I've know this guys since High School and one of the funniest people I've ever known. Jeff this is Jim, this guy is a die hard Chargers fan and he'll talk shit too anyone thats not a Charger fan. Real talk"

Which introduction was better? If you picked the first one then your a FOOL! The second one conveys so much more. It gives more insight to the new people being introduced to each other. Its so much easier for people to talk when you give them a little information. YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR PERSON UP!!!! The whole point of doing a proper introduction is make the other person look good and have a personality.

This works especially well when you have a wing man with you. You must be able to introduce your wing man properly. Its a must when your hitting on groups of women. And if your the wing man, once your lead properly introduces you, you must come back with a proper intro about your lead as well. Help each other out. This gives you a better chance to succeed with that group. Say something interesting about each other. This will spark conversations.

"The Proper Introduction" can be used in any situation especially in business. This is a great networking tool. People will appreciate it. It shows that you actually know something about them which they will interpret as you being a genuine and knowledgeable friend/associate. With the type of work we do in the nightlife, the "Proper Introduction" is a must!!!!! I know for a fact thats why I've had good successfull relationships with people in the industy. When I introduce people to promoters etc, you will always here me say "this is Jomar from Force Productions, he is the man to know in downtown. This guys can get you in anywhere!" I know people appreciate that when I do introductions like that because usually other people introduce them as "oh this is Jomar. He's a promoter for Force Productions" Thats so boring and lame. No shit his a promoter, but what else? Act like you care people. They will appreciate it more. Hopefully you get the idea here. I mean especially if there one of your friends, you should want to do these "Proper Introductions" Do you not know enough info about your friend...cmon. If you have to, make it up.

Go crazy if you want. When you do a proper introduction make up some crazy story about the other person your introducing and see how they react. Ask Raul and Roel about that. They've been part of this game many of times...hahahah. Its funny as hell. Just make sure you tell the participants ahead of time that your going to do proper introductions and they have to roll with what ever it is you say about them or you dont have to tell them at all too..LOL. Its a pretty fun game! Try it.

But on a serious note, learn "The Proper Introduction" Build your friend up to strangers. This is a skill that is necessary to master. You cant and you wont be a successful socialite if you cant master doing introductions in general but let alone doing "Proper Introductions".

Do work and do "Proper Introductions"....Ya feel me?!!!

YouTube Video of the day

Super Mario Rescues the Princess from Seth McFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy.

Stars Of The Week: Daisy Marie and Miko Sinz

After a month-long hiatus, the Star Of The Week is back with a special two-star episode. The first star goes to none other than the gorgeous Daisy Marie. Daisy was born on February 6, 1984 in Los Angeles, California, but grew up in Salem, Oregon, while also spending time in Zacatecas, Mexico. She entered the adult industry in 2002, and has since then performed in over 200 movies. Daisy was a finalist in the second season of Playboy TV's reality competition show, Jenna's American Sex Star, and also appeared in 50 Cent's music video for "Disco Inferno." She recently underwent a breast augmentation earlier this year, increasing her breast size from 36B's to 34D's. On an interesting note, Daisy Marie is 1 quarter Filipino, and 3 Quarters Mexican. She stands at 5 ft. 4, and measures at 34B-24-34.

The second spotlight shines on the Korean-Irish mixed glamour model, Miko Sinz. Born October 5, 1984, Miko entered the business in June of 2006. Since then, she's only done less than 25 hardcore scenes, focusing mainly on her modeling career. Miko currently resides in Studio City, California. She stands at 5'5, and measures at 32B-24-33.

Barry Takes the Gold on Saturday Night!!!

So the night started of with a bunch of us heading out to the first of many clubs for the night. The first club that we hit up was fun, especially for me since I got to dance with a big booty girl, I'm pretty sure it was fun for Ted as well, as he danced with the big booty girl as well. But before all of that, we were'nt even in the club yet when I noticed that our boy Barry was straight up " Fayyydid", which always ends up with some funny story or stories, no, no, let's call them adventures.

"The adventures of Barry Amsterdam." Well, for this night after heading to the first club we headed onto the next club of the several that we hit up throughout the night and when we got there Barry had noticed a girl that he had just met on myspace not more than 2 days ago. They say wassup to each other and Barry being in his faded state of mind kisses her first on the side of her head, then moments later there is a kiss on the lips with this girl that he has only known for 2 days, not even in person, but on myspace. Wow, what a pimp some would say... After that some would think that that was pretty much it between the two of them, I thought that would be it, but to my surprise they end up dabbing each others tongues at each other for a good minute or so. When they finish Barry says to her, " Wow, your such a naughty girl!!!" Her response was "I'm a naughty girl in many ways!" They hug and say their goodbyes...Unfortunately, Ted, Roel, and Raul didn't see all of this go down with them being preoccupied, especially Roel with another espisode with the vampire, but that's for another story...And thus ladies and gentlemen to conclude my story is how Barry took the Gold for Saturday night...

DUMBASSNESS JUST LIKE BITCHASSNESS, HAPPENS TO EVERYONE

Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Doing Introductions

Oh man this is one of my personal favs. Lots of people do not know how to do this, let alone actually know how to introduce other people in general. There is actually a proper way to introduce people, but thats another topic. This one is just on introducing people

One of my friends "Nathaniel" had no idea about introductions. When I would hang out with this dude he would run into his friends and say whats up but he would never introduce me at all. So I would stand there. Wait and do nothing until one day after we went out I talked to him about it in the car. I told him "damn dude you cant introduce for shit!! Its kinda rude! Everytime you meet up with one of your friends, I'm going to sock you in the back or kick you in the shins. Thats the signal to introduce me." He said "my bad I didn't even think about that, but ok"

So the next week we roll out and sure as shit we run into his friends. While he is talking, I already knew this dude forgot so I punch him in the back and he looks at me. He pauses and then he's like "oh hey this is my homeboy Berry" After his friends walk away we start laughing because I actually had to punch him in the back. He said it took him by surprised but he remembered. The night rolls on and we run into more of his friends. I'm waiting but once agian this dude forgets. So I kick him in the shins and he screams out "OW" while chatting to his homegirls. They look at him all funny. He looks at me and I'm giggling like a school girls cuz I kicked the shit out of him(note I was a little intoxicated) He introduces me and I go to work.

This shit continues for weeks. I would alternate from punching to kicking to even pinching until he finally got it. Now he introduces all the time. Now when someone doesnt introduce him, it bugs him. Ahaha.

Its actually quite rude when you dont introduce people to people you run into. So the next time your out with your peeps and you run into your other peeps. Do the right thing and introduce them to each other. If you need help in that area, I can. Ask Nathaniel & Raul.

Back to Basics

I've almost forgotten how fun things can be in the nightlife. This past week has re-energized me. I remember this is how it use to be when I first started doing this. Business in the beginning of the night and fun afterwards. Lately maybe since April I've lost that sense. Why?

Well now its back to basics. We are solid in the industry and now moving forward with other actions. Its time to enjoy the fruits of our labor. Not literally of course...haha...Let the madness begin!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!

Updates: Belo/Decos/Aubergines/Stingaree pix posted

Pix from last night can be found HERE.

Updates: Ed Hardy Fashion Show? Pix posted

You can find the pix from this past Thursday @ Belo HERE. I also posted the pix from last Friday @ Belo HERE.

Awkward Moment of the Day, Week, Month, Year, Decade, Century, Millenium, etc.

***DISCLAIMER***
The contents of this story may or may not have happened the way it is written here. But it did happen. Peoples names have been disguised (to the best of my ability) to protect their identities


Flashback to last weekend. We were @ the Club "On Top" doing our business. When I say we I am referring to myself, "Ted", "Barry", "Raul" and the newest addition to the team "bRyan". It was an uneventful night. Mainly because my liver was acting like a bitch and so, I decided not to drink that night. I went to the bar to get some water and saw a familiar face there. It was "Robin!". After saying what's up to him HE did something he has never done before and he bought me a drink. This led me to believe that he was pretty drunk at that time. Although I was trying not to drink (thanks to my livers BitchAssNess) I couldn't say no to a free drink. After that I went about my night normally, until I ran into "Robin!" again. He was walking by me in a big crowd of people, so I decided to mess with him. He was wearing one of the sponsors T-shirts for the event and so was everyone else working at the club. Bouncers, bartenders, waitresses, busboys, bathroom attendants, etc. So it looked like he worked there. This is how the conversation went...

Me: Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is, sir. Cause by looking at your t-shirt I can tell you work here.

Robin!: HAHAHA (sarcastically). OK. its down that hallway, to the left, up the stairs, around the corner and come back down (To which he gestured with his hands and attempted to stick a few fingers IN MY BOOTYHOLE!!!)

Me: (I quickly slapped his arms away and yelled out) WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN!!!

Robin!: (as he walks away in the crowd of people sticking out his middle finger) FUCK YOU MAN!!! FUCK YOU!!!


NOW! You're probably thinking, c'mon man he was drunk and he was messing around. Stop being so homophobic. BUT FUCK THAT!!! I've been drunk before. Shit! I've been shit-housed, Tucker Max, Hurricane Ernie Drunk on numerous occasions (I'm pretty sure that all you reading this can attest to that) and I don't know about you, but I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER attempted to finger another man in the bootyhole! It's just absolutely, unequivocally unacceptable behavior. I genuinely felt violated. I can only imagine that's the feeling that women get when they get raped. I know that this might seem like a little much, comparing it to something so severe as rape. But that's how I honestly felt. And like I said previously, "The only person touching my bootyhole is gonna be me. And the only time that's happening is when I'm done taking a shit and I gotta wipe my ass!" I'm trying to end this blog on a good note or with some kind of relevant quip. But I can't. It just ends with the fact that someone tried to penetrate the impenetrable.

As a sidenote: I hate you guys. First off, is it my fault that some obviously gay guy wants to attempt to finger my bootyhole?!? Or that I'm in said fingerers top 10 or whatever?!? It's not my fault that I'm Debonaire, daper and desirable to a plethora of different people. This reminds me of a That 70's Show episode where Fes has a dream that Kelso is giving him a sponge bath. And when Kelso (being the village idiot) finds out about it he says, "You know what Fes' dream means right... It means I'm Gay!!" The only thing is, is that I'm not the village idiot and I can most assuredly say that I'm not gay. Just because someone else is having gay fantasies about me, doesn't mean that I should be clumped into his/her own homosexual agenda. And lastly, Auntie Gia has never questioned my gayness. (I guess I could end the blog with a relevant quip)

Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Style vs Fashion

The definition of style states that its a distinctive quality, form, or type of something. This something we are talking about has to do with clothing.

Todays topic we discuss about style vs fashion. We already know what style means so lets examine Fashion: the prevailing style (as in dress) during a particular time (2): a garment in such a style c: social standing or prominence especially as signalized by dress or conduct.

If your out there wearing all the hottest trends in clothing like ed hardy shirts or smet etc..then you are fashionable. Believe me there is nothing wrong with that but the only draw back to that is that your just like all the masses. Your just a very fashionable person.

On the other hand its quite hard/easy to come up with your own style. Take me for example. In high school my thing was to wear sweater vest. I had all sorts of colors from green to red from different brands. That was my style. I was known for that. Now I moved up to dress vests. Thats what everyone usually associates me with when I go out. Thats my style.

I suggest you find a style that your comfortable with. Wear your personality. If your a madd niggerish kind a dude rock some FUBU. That can be your style, the dude that always wears FUBU at the club..haha. Or if your a Lumber Jack and you want people to know it, go ahead and rock Wrangler Jeans and a red checkered flannel. Shit I dont know, but you get the idea right?

Its so important for you to make yourself distinguishable from the everyone but at the same time look debonair. Think about how the mating rituals work in the animal kingdom. Usually the male that has the most colorful skin or most distinctive feature will usually win the females attention ultimately resulting in the horizontal mambo. Well that concept applies with humans too but its a bit more complicated than that.

When your out, the first thing people will judge you on is appearance. You need to stand out. You can be fashionable in this instance, but usually style wins out. People will be able to distinguish you better the next time around. Females take notice to these things. There always watching and sizing you up. Thats why its important for you to look dapper all the time.

Either be Fashionable or have some sort of Style. Either one will do, but I'm slighty baised towards style. Give yourself the best chance you can. Now when you combine style/fashion with some self confidence, now were talking about another ball game. Thats a winning combination. Do work!

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Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Self Confidence

The meaning of self-confidence relates to self-assuredness in one's personal judgment, ability, power, etc. This is a must for any of this to even start. This is something that just cant be taught. You must attain this on your own.

Swagger carries you to know bounds. I'm 5'3 but I walk around like I'm 6'0. You know why? Because I can and so can you. The belief that no one can stop you and its going to sound cheezy but, you can do anything you put your mind to.

For some reason people, especially women, can smell a person with self confidence. Dont take this literally that its a cologne or spray that you wear, but its just how a person conducts himself/herself when they walk into a room or wherever. You can tell. Its like they have this aura like Rick James..haha..

You have to believe in yourself and self worth when your out doing this or else...Sure you can learn how to talk like your confident or resonate the same body language as one(thats another Social Skill we'll talk about later on), but people will know when your faking the funk.

Its so important to believe in yourself. If you dont, then why should other people believe in you?

Here is an exercise on building confidence, it might not work or it might. Give it a try:

Self Affirmations
1. Get a piece of paper and a pen
2. Start thinking of characteristic's you have currently or would want..ie like confident, good looking, great smile, handsome, popular, Bitches Love Me(my personal favorite haha) etc...THEY HAVE TO BE POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS...NO NEGATIVE. Try to think of at least 20 or more!!!
3. Write those characteristics down on that sheet of paper...legibly.
4. For the next 45 days you MUST read that list outloud infront of the mirror and say those characteristics...For instance if you wrote on your list that you have a great smile, popular, fun..etc. You would go to the mirror and say this and look at yourself while your saying it"I have a great smile, I'm popular, I'm fun, etc." Do that until you finish going down that list. Do this excersise twice a day for the next 45 days. Heres a better tip. Do it right before you go out of your house and see how you feel.

Studies show that this actually works. Its a scientific fact. Google it if you want. I know because guess what, I've tried it. How this works is purely simple. Your training your mind everyday when you do this exercise. You may not believe that you have all those characteristics, but since you keep repeating them over and over again to yourself, your mind subconsciencely starts to believe it. You keep telling yourself that Bitches Love You and you start actually believing that, then it will manifest.(you might have to actually do work for this, but at least you'll have the right mindset)

Try it out. It may sound silly and absurd, but it never hurts to give it a shot. The only way to fail is to not try. I would rather fail doing something than not try at all. Whats worse? Think about that.

Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Introduction

Since I've been going out a lot for several months with Ted, Roel and Raul I thought I would blog about some social tips or edicate that you should consider while your out clubbing.

These things I write about may or may not apply to everyone but hell its still usefull knowledge you can use while your out or apply it to your everyday life. From my experience I've transitioned mostly everything I've learned "promoting" into everyday social behavior.

Many of the things I write about is an automatic skill/response when I'm on the field. While engaging in many social activities, I've used the skills, knowledge, and experience to make any outing a fun & successfull night.

Trust me...its a process. I know because I went through it and here I am now, still learning and adjusting. Just remember I started in the same position that your are currently in...a regular club go'er. If I can do it, so can you!

Awkward Moment of the Day: Gameday Edition

So it was Ted, Wilfredo, Damon, and Roel all at the Chargers game this past Sunday. After Rivers threw the touchdown pass to Gates a celebration ensued and here's what went down:

Ted slaps a high-5 to Wilfredo and Damon gives a double high-5 to both Ted and Wilfredo at the same time. And then Ted gives Roel a high-5. The random stranger sitting to the left of Ted sees all the high-5's being thrown out and yells to Ted "Give me a high-5!" So in the spirit of the moment Ted gives the guy a high-5.

Let me take a moment here to explain how a high-5 works. One person stick their hand in the air with an open palm while the other person does the same. The hands make a swift motion coming together to meet and it makes a slap sound. And that's it. High-5 over. Done.

Back to the story. Ted gives the guy a high-5. Hand in the air, open palm, meeting his palm. But after the slap, this guy decides to hold on. He gripped Ted's hand, as if they were holding hands. That's not how high-5's work. You don't grip the other person's hand after the slap. That's like a man sticking his finger in another man's booty hole.....but that's another blog. Hahahahaha. Needless to say, Ted never gave the guy another high-5 for the rest of the game.

Holy Crab!

Flashback to a few weeks ago:

So it was just another night with the boy band dressed in all white. Roel loves dressing in white. But Ted loves dressing in black, so he had to wear the black under armour beneath all the white. But yeah, it was another white out party in the club with the only people wearing white being Roel, Barry, Ted, and Raul. Don't you love it when that happens.

Though, I must say that Raul owned the night. He has the absolute best taste in women. His shooting percentage is waaaaay better than Ted's or Roel's. Raul takes about 30-40 layups per night while Ted will probably only attempt 2-3 outside J's for the whole night. Ted barely touches the ball. He waits for an opening and then attacks. Raul, on the other hand is making his own space and driving to the hole with authority. Roel usually posts up in the paint all day waiting for someone to toss him the rock. But once he gets the rock, he kicks it back out with the quickness. Rarely a shot attempt from Roel. He needs to work on his sky hook. Barry is always looking for the alley-oop. He wants to throw down the jam all day everyday. Even in traffic, he's lookin' for the jam.

But anyways, back to Raul. He found the golden ticket. It was the end of the night and the lights were comin' on in the club. Raul sees these two bitches dancing so he joins them. He starts gettin' his groove on and these girls are all about it. Raul, aka Mr. No Shame, is just takin' them to town. And in the midst of all the action, Roel decides to give one the girls a high-5......or should I say high-3. Turns out, one of the girls Raul was dancing with has a crab hand. 2 claws and a thumb!!!!! It was pretty insane.

Ok, lets flashback to 15 minutes before Raul finds the golden ticket. So Ted is dancing with this chick named "Meryl". They're windin' and grindin' up on the floor. And if you just looked Ted in the eyes, you could tell he was at 100%. He had that face of concentration on. And Meryl was all about it. She backin' it up on him and breakin' him off proper. So Meryl did this dance move where she dropped down real low, and Ted was still at 100%. So basically Ted's piece(at 100%, might I add) was jammed into Meryl's upper back. Hahahahaha. So they're dancing some more and the lights come on in the club and then Meryl turns to Ted and says "You know, I had a really good time with you tonight......but I have a boyfriend." I wonder if she knew Ted was at 100%? Hahahahaha. What would prompt a girl to say that to some guy? Ted thinks that she was turned on and that was her way of not feeling bad if something did happen between the two of them that night.

Tag Team Back Again...

...check it, direct it, let's begin.

Did a little photo shoot with my cousins to test out some of my new equipment. It was pretty fun. We did a bunch of stupid shiite like old school wrestling poses.

Updates: Photo links

Check the sidebar for new photo links from this past weekend.