Terminology 101: Portuguese Breakfast

Term: Portuguese Breakfast
Pronunciation: \pawr-chuh-geez brek-fuhst\
Function: noun
Etymology: slang
Date: 21st century

1. You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST.

Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast.

2. The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.