Buffet Adventures

So it was Barry, Roel, Ted, Damon, and Kari all eating at a buffet one night. There were ridiculous lines so Ted would go and grab some finger food and eat while waiting in line for the regular food. It's a smart idea if you ask me. But after about the 3rd plate, Ted started to feel some gas building up. So he leans into the table and whispers to everyone "I gotta blast" Kari and Damon bring up the fact that there's a little kid within 2 feet of Ted's ass. So Ted says "I can just blame it on the kid then."

So Ted lets one squeeze out but to his surprise it was louder than anticipated. In fact, it was probably the loudest blast that Ted has EVER let out in public. And everyone at the table knew that Ted wasn't expecting it to be that loud by the expression on his face. It was the "uh oh" face when you genuinely mess up and are slightly embarrassed. Ted nearly passed out from laughing so hard.