Oops, I crapped my pants!

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The events in this story may or may not have happened the way it is told here. But it did happen.


The year was 1992 and young Ted was on his way to Universal Studios with the family. They had eggs, spam and rice for breakfast. Ted also munched on a bag of Chippy with his cousins the night before. So stomachs were heavy but it was time to go.

Universal Studios was maybe 2 hours away so at about the halfway point, Ted starts to feel his stomach rumbling. He informs his cousin, the driver, of the situation.

"Can you cork it?"

"No, it's gonna come out!!!!"

So Ted's cousin says he's gonna take the next exit. There ends up being a mall at this exit so they're bound to have a bathroom somewhere. So Ted and his other cousin are walking around the mall looking for the nearest bathroom. Ted is on the brink of explosion knowing that the bathroom is just around the corner. He's already walking with his cheeks clinched tight and at a very slow pace. These two older guys in their mid 30's pass by and notice Ted walking all funny and start cracking up. Ted gets furious and ends up losing control. He exploded in his pants. The bathroom was just around the corner.

It's a good thing the crap was only in his underwear. It didn't seep onto his pants. So Ted just tossed his underwear and went commando for the rest of the day at Universal Studios.

If there is any reason to wear underwear, this is it.