The Manget Files: Episode 1

So last night Ted and Barry went to see The Dark Knight and they got there kinda late. The showing was at 8:20pm and they arrived there at 8:25pm. When they walked in the theater to look for some seats, the place was already ass-packed. So they decided to wait for the 8:50 showing. They go straight to that theater and got situated. As start time came closer the place started to fill up real quick.

Ted usually likes to leave an open seat on either side since he's a big dude and likes to take up 1.5 seats. But the place was so packed that some guy comes up and asks if anyone was sitting in the seat next to Ted.

Some Guy: Yo, is anyone sittin' in that seat?
Ted: (looks around first) Naw mang.
Some Guy: Really? It's open? Nobody is sittin' there?
Ted: Yeah.

So the guy comes along the aisle and hops into the seat.

Some Guy: Hey whassup man. My name is Oscar. (sticks hand out for handshake)
Ted: (hesitant to shake hands but sticks hand out anyways) Sup. (Immediately turns to look at Barry with huge eyes and disgusted face while Barry tries to contain his laugh)

And throughout the previews the guy would make comments when a chick would pass by looking for a seat.

Some Guy: (directed towards girl) Heeeeey, you can come and sit on my lap. (chuckling, trying to get a response from Ted)
Ted: (no response, straightest face ever)

The guy was trying to be best friends with Ted but Ted never bit on anything he said. He must have felt the cold shoulder cuz Ted crossed his arms and never responded to anything he said again. And he shut up.