Top Ten List: Hottest Chicks right now.

I did this same list a couple of months back and I wanted to revise. The only thing is that I'm gonna break it down to 5. I know, I know, it says Top Ten List. But Fuck it! It's my list and I'll do what I want. Ok. Enough talk. On with the show.

5. Jessica Alba

I had to bump her down the list. I hate to say it but I think Jessica Alba has passed her prime. It's kinda like watching Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards. You know it's him but something was just not right. Same thing applies for Ms. Alba. Especially after she got knocked up. There's a certain kinda fantasy that's ruined after knowing a chick's been impregnated. On the bright side of things (and the only reason she's still on the list), at least you know she's down to fuck. BUT more importantly now you know she's down to let a mother-fucker cum inside of her.


4. Arianny Celeste

You may not know who this chick is, if you dont watch the UFC. But since I do... here she is. She is one of the ring girls that walks around in between rounds. The weird thing about this chick is everytime I see her on TV she looks hotter than the last time.



3. Kristen Bell

She's on one of my favorite TV shows right now. Heroes. She's also in one of my favorite movies right now. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And to be honest... I am a man of extremes. I either want a chick that's super tall with long ass legs to wrap around my head. Or, I want a hot, petite, bangin-ass, firecracker of chick wrapped up in a little package. One or the other. No in betweens.


2. Marisa Miller

Yes, Marisa Miller moves up a spot. You gotta love a petite blond chick with a huge rack! Might I add that they are real!! She was a Perfect10 model. So, that means that they have to be real. Oh, and here's the one picture that made me buy an Ipod. HaHaHa


1. Megan Fox
#1 has not changed. For good reason. Nothing more I can explain that the pictures don't.




The only knock on this chick is that she's dating Brian Austin Green of 90210 fame. WEAK!

Honorable Mention: To be quite honest I'm just gonna say it cause no one else will. I'm creating a Hottest politician category and the winner is.....
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Governor Sarah Palin.


Ok. There's the list. Hope you enjoyed. feel free to comment or post your list/s. Cause we all know that this list and all others like it are subjective and everyone has their own personal likes/dislikes and their own personal taste. The only difference is that my taste is better than yours!!! HAHAHAHA!!!