Nightlife/Clubbing Social Skills: Throwing out the Opener

This is a very crucial moment when your out and about. The first thing you say could make or break you? You dont want to fuck up by saying the same lame ass shit as every other person does while there out.

Opener usually a is typically question that requires more than a yes or no response. The object to is get the target to keep chatting with you so you can start a conversation. Raul has alot of these. He is textbook when it comes to these questions like:

1. Ay..who has more fun blondes or brunette?
2. I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. Me and a buddy of mine are trying to name all the 5 major oceans in the world. I can only name 4, do you know them?
3. My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? ...
4. Hey guys, quick question...Who lies more...men or women?
5. This one is my favorate and actually is kinda witty:

You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: No
You: The other 7% sing
Her: Oh yeah?
You: And do you know what they sing?
Her: No, what?
You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.
Her: HAHAHA


Those are some of the random openers you can find online. Just go ahead and google them.

Or you can do tricks or gimmicks to open.

The lint ball on her clothes

You have to actually have some lint in your pocket. You see a girl. Take the lint out and hide it in the middle of your fingers. Approach the girl and pretend your taking off her clothing. Usually they'll say thanks. When they do. You hit em with a neg(discuss that later on). This opens up conversation because you just did something beneficial for them.

Be creative! Dont be a loser by saying the usual "whats going on? Hows your night?" Boring shit like that. Be interesting and fun. They love that.

First impressions count! A LOT!!