Awkward Moment of the Day: Celebrity Edition

So last night at Aubergines, there was billed to be some Celebrity Guest. Well, it turns out that it was Shia LeBouf, of Transformers fame. But anyways, before the event got crackin' Ted was chillin' in the front part/smoking section of Aubergines scopin' out the crowd. When Ted realized that there's nothin' good out there, he decided to head back inside. As he passed in between a crowd of people talking, one of the dudes wearing a scrubby ass blue Dodgers sweater decided to spit to his side without looking. It flew about 3 inches away Ted's torso before partially hitting someone else.

Ted: "Whoooaa whoa wh-whoa...." (immediately looks at the guy)

Guy: (Doesn't say a word but pats Ted on the shoulder)

Ted: (Walks through and pats him on the shoulder as well)

The guy who spit was Shia LeBouf.

Hahahahahaha.