Ted and Alonzo were chillin' in the hotel room after the wedding reception and Ted was just blasting all night. In the elevator, in the hallway, in the hotel room, you name it and he blasted there. Well, at the end of the night Ted let out this really long fart, maybe like 3.5 seconds long, and Alonzo turns to Ted and says "Whoa, that actually sounded like something was ripping. Like a piece of cloth or something. Is that why they say 'letting one rip' after they fart?" Hahahahahahaha.
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Cloth ripping. hahahahaha! and what about the "Gulp" and the 10 fart barrage in the elevator. gaddamnit!
"blasting all night..." LOL!!!
it was so hard to not bust out laughing while reading this entry. im sitting here in the conference/training room trying to hold it in. i hope i dont die.
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