A Typical Night @ "ROEL'S"

The mood is set with the NBA Finals Game 4. I head over to ROELS house and he answer's the door with his dirty ass mustache. I'm loving it because I want one..haha. I call up Mr. Dirty to rendezvous with us and he brings a surprise...Michelada's...hmmm..pool side memories from arizona. So were chillin and watching the game for a bit, then all of a sudden Roel tells us he wants to show us something. It better not be what I think it is..lol. We head to the garage and see a futon! It's his little entertainment area. We start conversating with all sorts of topics from seeing Ernie at his worst, to the Big A's and Big C's, to Domingo's rise to fame, and the most magical sound in the world; the sound that soothe's a raging mans soul. So were yucking it up and I dont know how it starts but Mr. Cocky enters the conversation. Mr. Dirty enlightens us about Mr. Cocky and why he is dubbed with that name. Roel explains to Dirty that he doesnt come off like that to him because & I quote: "he knows that I'de beat that ass!" I look at Mr. Dirty and he starts giving that virgin smile of his. I'm giggling like a school girl already becuase Roel says it twice in an Afro-American voice "yeahhh I'de beat that ass!" Mr. Dirty tells Roel that what he's really saying is that he would fuck mr. cocky. What he should say is "he knows not to get cocky around me because I would beat his Ass!" not "I'de beat that ass" HAHA...Roel realizes his mistake and tries to explain himself, but its too late. The damage has been done. The quote has been memorized and the blog is up. Hahaha