Terminology 101: Strawberry Shortcake

Strawberry Shortcake [strô'běr'ē shôrt'kāk']

1. action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.

Not to be confused with:

2. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
I want some strawberry shortcake!

3. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...