Terminology 101: Baby Yogurt

Term: Baby Yogurt
Pronunciation: \ˈbā-bē\ˈyō-gərt\
Function: (1)noun, (2)verb
Inflected Form: baby yogurt-ed
Etymology: slang
Date: 21st century

1: a semi-transparent, viscous fluid resembling the texture of yogurt, spewed from the loins of a man.
Damn girl, you want some of my baby yogurt?

2: the act of unleashing a semi-transparent, viscous fluid.
My man baby yogurted his pants before we even got to the bedroom