SPA: The One Month Rule

*********DISCLAIMER. Seriously. Do not take this seriously.************

Southside
Predators
Annonymous

There comes a time in our lives when we encounter a PYT and we don't calculate or properly guesstimate her age range. Some people don't exactly look their age so it's no surprise that so many people get tricked. Do some detective work and inquire from the actual source. It's okay to talk to her. Just go right up there and start chattin' it up. If at anytime during the conversation that the topic of age comes up and you find out that she is below the legal age of consent, you must immediately think of an exit strategy. Unless, you find out some valuable information.....


Example
(*walks up to girl in restaurant*)
Ted: "You know, I'm not too big on sushi but my friends are always hyping it up."
Helen: "What? So you've never had it before?"
Ted: "Not really. What do you recommend for a sushi "virgin"?"

(*laughter ensues*)

Helen: "You should try these caterpillar rolls. They're my fav."
Ted: "Oh ok. What kind of beer would be good with that?"
Helen: "Ummmm....I dunno. I'm only 17."

(*Ted begins to pad his pant legs as if looking for something*)

Ted: "You know what, I think I left my wallet in my car. Let me go....."
(*Helen interrupts mid-sentence*)
Helen: "....but I turn 18 next month!!!!"
(*Ted reaches in back pocket*)
Ted: "Here's my wallet! Silly me. So tell me more about yourself..."


This is an example (NOT a true story) where it is okay to continue having a conversation. Just that, a conversation and nothing more. Don't push your luck by trying to get her number. If she happens to give it you on her own, by all means take it.

Remember, some states have different ages of consent. Do your research before doing any field work. Good luck. Hahahahaha.