OK. I recently saw the Maxim Hot 100 on T.V. and I totally disagreed with some of those picks. Cause there are alot of ugly bitches on their list it's like a who's who of crackheaded Hollywood stars (i.e. train wrecks like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Ashley Olsen, Mena Suvari, Drew Barrymore etc, etc) So, I figured I'd make my own list and give my own insight on chicks I think are hot.
10. Eva Longoria

I just realized that there's a pornstar named Lela Starr who looks just like Eva. hahaha. I really like pettite hot chicks. She's like 5'2" 115lbs. Cause I feel like if I got her in bed that I would totally destroy her. But the real reason she's on this list is cause...she's a SPURS FAN!!! hahaha

She's from San Antonio and to prove how much of a fan she is, she's married to/ fucking Spurs PG Tony Parker. Now that's a real fan!
9. Kendra Wilkinson

She's a playboy playmate, shes a ghetto white girl, she has fake titties and shes a big Chargers fan. All qualities I like in a girl. HAHAHA. I saw her at an event in downtown and she was the host. She was pounding Patron straight outta the bottle and walking around in the crowd, taking pictures, talking with and dancing with the fans. She just seemed really fucking crazy and really fucking cool.
8. Alicia Keys

I'm not really into black chicks but Alicia Keys is HOT! and really HOTness is HOTness, regardless. I'll be honest... I like that thickness. There's such a thing as BAD thickness and GOOD thickness and Alicia Keys has got the GOOD thickness. Plus, shes got a great voice and that in itself is hot.
7. Maria Sharapova

I'll admit it. I like watching her play on T.V. cause she always grunts when she hits the ball. I also love those little tennis skirts. Just like how I love it when Spring first comes around and all the girls start wearing all those little skirts. But with Maria she's ALWAYS wearing those little skirts. Like so...

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
6. Stacy Keibler

If you havent noticed I am a big fan of LEGS. and Stacy Keibler is pretty much all legs. Before she was on Dancing with the stars, she was on WWE and WCW. So, the hotness has always been there. I really dont know what else to say about her and her legs. So...


5. Danneel Harris

You might be wondering who this chick is cause I was wondering the same. Well...she's the hot, weed smoking ex-girlfriend of Kumar in the movie Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay. The real reason she's on this list is cause she a hot red-head and I've always wanted to know... Does the carpet match the curtains??? and if so, can she please shape it into a heart. hahahhaa
4. Kristen Bell

Ah, Sarah Marshall you're not so easy to forget. She's got the hot blonde girl next door look going for her. Besides being in one of the funniest movies this year I hear she's also on the show Heroes as a hot villian. So shes kinda got a nerdy, hot girl kinda vibe to her. Which I am totally into.
3. Marisa Miller

On Maxim's 100 she was ranked #1 and I totally agree that she's one of the hottest just look @ that pic of her. I've never wanted an IPod more. She was a Perfect 10 model before she got into SI and Victoria's Secret so you know those big ass titties are real. I personally am a big fan of top heavy girls and the fact that she's
au naturale and just looks like a normal chick is really hot to me.
2. Jessica Alba

I know what you are thinking... C'mon Joel, she's pregnant and unless you're into pregnant chicks (like this guy I know named "Barry") then thats kinda gross. Allow me to explain. So she's pregnant. All that means to me is that, 1. now you know she's down to fuck. and 2. now you know she's down to let a mother-fucker cumm inside of her. Need I explain anymore. Thank You.
-as a sidenote: If she wasn't pregnant she for sure woulda been #1. So get back to me in 6-8 months when the baby fat goes away.
1. Megan Fox

I love the dark hair with the deep blue eyes. That's just so hot!!! Ok so she's only been in one movie, being Transformers. But who cares!!! She's smoking hot! I usually dont like to read when I can look @ pictures but I read her article when she was on the cover of Maxim and she's a total badass! She's all tattoed up, she cusses like a sailor, she smokes weed and in her own words, "really enjoys having sex." That's super HOT! but I'll let the pics do the talking:



Nothing more I can explain that the pictures don't.
Hope you enjoyed the list. And I know that I somehow missed some really hot chicks. so...If you have any comments, suggestions or even your own list let's see it. Comment back! Lates.