Drunken Memoirs: Night of the Running Man

The night of the Running Man
Wednesday, December 13, 2006

It started out as a typical Tuesday. Nothing special going on except the fact finals was over!!! My phone rings and who can it be, its Daniel. He also just finished his finals. We conversate and decide its time to party. Direct quote from Daniel "Lets go out tonight, I need some alcohol in my system!" Me too. He tells me that Elaine and Susan are also going to D&B. I call Joel and tell him the plan. Of course his down to go as usual.

Daniel calls me later on the day and tells me that the girls bailed out. Aint no thang I tell him, were still going out. So we wait for Daniel to get off work. Around 9:15 pm I head out to Joels house. Just out of nowhere I decide to call Shaun to see if he would want to come out with us. Shaun agrees. I tell him to get ready and meet at Daniels house. The group finally gathers at Daniels house at around 10:15 pm. The group consist of: me, Joel, Jay(Joels cousin/uncle from P.I.), Shaun, & Daniel. We head out to D&B and arrive like around 11. We order some food and start slowly drinking. Our original mission was to get Jay fucked up, but this guy is a drinking prodigy. Good God this guy just doesnt get drunk. I order 2 strong Island to start. Joel orders 2 Guiness & 2 Lethal Weopon shots, Daniel orders a round of Patron for all of us and some yellow Beer. Damnit not Patron, anything but that. Joel knows I hate that shit, cuz I do crazy shit when I'm on it...hahah....So we get our food and I'm feelin it...We hear an announcement saying that the kitchen is closing and last call for alcohol. We frantically look for our waitress, who by the way has huge ta ta's. Wellis, as we dubbed her and any big breasted biatch, came storming out of the shadows. She greets us and says that when she heard the announcement she thought of us, thats why she was there so quick. Any how I order 2 more Strong Islands. Daniel, already buzzing, suggest another round of Patron, I dont know who suggested this shit but all I remember someone saying make that 8 shots of Patron. WTF!!! The waitress is shocked like I am and Joel of course is laughing his ass off. Not cool..She brings the shots and my Strong Islands. She tells us that she's going to stay and watch us take these shots. I didn't mind cuz I was just lookin at Wellis. We take the shots right after another.

It was such a nasty ass shot. It was over son plus my other strong island. I was drunk. D&B closes and we decide that the night is still young. Daniel suggest we go to Archways on Telegraph. I've never been there, so we all say yes. In the car were having some funny ass conversations about radom shit. Joel decides that he wants to wear ankle weights. We have to get gas so we pull over to an Arco. This shiat was hilarious, Joel goes into the quicky store and pays for the gas and while he stands infront of the doors he starts putting on the ankle weights, so I'm laughing histerically! We all jump in the 4runner and head to Archways. Again histerical laugher continues. We make it to Archways and I'm expecting a bunch of hardcore Mexican Essays..hahah....sure as shit there were was nothing but some ghetto as mo fo's there. We get a pitcher of beer and play some pool.

Finally we decide to head out and go home. On the way to Daniels house, Daniel is talking to Shaun and ask him if he wants to go jogging. Shaun replies "hell no fool its 2 oclock in the morning and its fucking freezing!" Daniel says "fine pull over, I feel like running." Shaun pulls over and Daniel gets out. Meanwhile Joel, Jay and I are in the back wondering why is Shaun is pulling over. I ask Shaun and he tells us Daniel wants to race. Of course once Shaun finishes what he has to say we break out in laughter. Daniel is serious and he tells Shaun to start driving. So we start rolling and I see Daniel sprinting like no tomorrow. He's running as hard as he can trying to keep up with the car. All this time I'm trying to film this on Joels camera while the whole car is in an uproar of Daniels drunk ass running. I'm crying in the back seat because this shit was comedy. It's 2 oclock in the morning, freezing and we have a crazy asian trying to race a 4runner. hahahahahahahhahaha

We stop the car so Daniel can hop in. I swear he was so out of breath, but so are we because were still laughing...hahaha..lol...that shit was classic. Daniel is the Running Man....good times.....we end that night on that note!!!
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This is one the the funniest nights I've had w/ drunk ass Daniel. I've had so many stories about this guy...hahah