Awkward Moment of the Day

So yesterday Ted went to go take a dizzle dump at work and while in the stall, here's what went down:

Ted walks into the restroom and sees "Mr. Cocky" using the urinal and immediately enters the stall with ninja quickness, so that way he won't try to start a conversation. Upon taking a seat, Ted hears the restroom door open and hears the voice of "The Big Boss". He and Mr. Cocky strike up a conversation about work. Ted hates it when people are talking in the restroom. That's the place where you handle "business" and no words should be spoken, besides "yo" and "sup". But these two guys were having a heart to heart about actual work.

So after about a minute of hearing this nonsense, Ted decides to let out a juicy one rip. Ted is cracking up by himself but these guys are still chattin' up a storm, like nothing happened, so Ted decides that another one is necessary. This ensuing blast let out some splatters that probably stuck to the rim. This time, they heard it and it stopped their talking. Ted can only imagine their face of disgust after hearing the sounds of joy from his exit hole. Mr. Cocky left shortly after. If not, Ted had plenty more where that came from. And don't think for one second that he wouldn't dare do it again.