Quote of the Week: Bathroom Edition

"I sat down.....just in case"

So Ted was chillin' in the hotel room with the fellas. There was about 10 of them all there. Ted really needed to go number poo but people were takin' showers and gettin' ready so the bathrooms were occupied. So Ted decided to go down to the lobby and use the bathroom there. Damon also needed to drop a dizzle deuce so he decides to roll, thinking that the lobby has multiple stalls. Well, JD said he really needed to piss also, so he came along for the trip.

Upon entering the lobby Ted and Damon remember that Pritchard and Benn went down to get breakfast so they went to look for them. JD went ahead straight to the pissser. Or so we thought. Ted and Damon couldn't find Pritchard and Ben so they make a b-line for the shitter. Right when they walked into the bathroom, they saw 1 stall and 1 urinal. JD walked in a few moments before them but the urinal was still free. The door to the stall was locked though.

"JD?"

"What?"

"I thought you said you only needed to piss?"

"I did. But I sat down....just in case."

So Ted and Damon start crackin' up. Who does that? Besides women. Sitting down to pee? Just in case? Hahahahahahahaha.