Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Awkward Moment of the Day: Hotel Room Edition

So there were about 10 of the fellas just chillin' in a hotel room. It might have been early morning because alot of people were still sleeping. Some of the guys just got out of the shower or just finished brushing their teeth and what not and Ted was just chillin' at the table lookin' at random shiite on his laptop. JD just happened to be posted up a few feet away from Ted. He was watching TV and slappin' some lotion on his scaly ass hands. One of the guys walks into the room and asked whoever was awake if they wanted a beer. A few of the guys called for one.

So beers are being tossed back at what seems like 7am. No one was really paying attention to the time. But JD was sittin' on the edge of the bed and he's crackin' open his beer when all of a sudden he goes into panic mode. You know, when someone does something stupid and tries to play it off like nothing happened....those are the funniest moments.

JD is looking around the hotel room and the only person awake that was in front of him was Ted and he was already wide eyed and pointing at JD and holding in his laugh until JD made eye contact with him.

He tried to open his beer and as he cracked open the top, the beer slipped through his fingers and spilled onto the bed. And he tried to pick it up as fast as possible and when he did, he looked left, right, and behind him until he noticed Ted sitting a few feet in front of him looking directly into his eyes with the "you're a mutha f*ckin' dumbass" look. JD immediately tried to explain the situation but there was no explanation needed. It's 7am. You just put lotion(or lube) all over your hands. You're drinking a beer. You spilled it. You tried to hide it. It's all over the bed. You got caught. Hahahahahaha.

Beer + Lotion = FAIL!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

the dirtiest player in the game said...

man, this JD guy is a character! hahah

Not JD said...

Man that JD must have had a horrible weekend...although Lotion + Beer can is a lethal combination. I feel you JD.