Awkward Moment of The Day: Bathroom Edition (AGAIN)

So Ted was out this past Saturday at this joint that apparently used host gay nights on Saturdays. Ted never went there during gay nights. This was his 3rd time there ever. The first 2 experiences weren't all that great either. The first time someone pissed from the 2nd floor onto the first right where Ted and his friends were chillin'. The 2nd time, it was deader than a graveyard.

But anyways, back to the story. Ted went into the bathroom cuz he had quite a few drinks. All the urinals are taken except this one in the corner. So Ted quickly goes and occupies it. And as he's handling his business, Ted notices the guy in the urinal next to him glance over. Not once, not twice, but thrice. Immediately Ted is thinking "Gay nights! Damn the gay nights...."! So Ted decides to take extra long at the pisser to ensure that this guy leaves before him. So the guys finishes and Ted wait a cool 15-20 seconds before zipping up. But as Ted goes to wash his hands, the guy is there waiting for Ted and strikes up conversation.

"Are you a wrestler?"

Yes.

"I thought so. Who do you wrestle for?"

CZW.

"CZW?"

It's an independent circuit.

"You're Japanese, right?"

Yes.

"I thought so. You have the traditional hair and everything. But you're a little light so I was kinda sketchy. I'm half Chinese and Vietnamese..."

Ted spots someone he knows and immediately walks towards them:
"Whattup Dward!!!! Thanks for coming out."

"Oh you know it Ted. I got your message and we brought a bunch of people".

Ted turns to the random bathroom gawker guy and says "I'll catch ya later...."