Hundred Percent

Always at a Hundred. Anything less would by uncivilized.

Numchucks Master?

I found this clip of Bruce Lee playing ping pong? WTF? Hahahahaha. Being an avid ping pong player and math/physics connoisseur, I know the trajectory of the ball will not travel the way it does in this video. Nonetheless, it was awesome.

Phrase of the Day: Dutch Rudder

First and foremost the term is DUTCH RUDDER! not Dutch Rider. Makes sense if you think of what a rudder does. right?

Dutch Rudder [duhch ruhd-er]
-noun
1. Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

2. To grab your penis and have someone else grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor.

3. When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.
I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

not to be confused with a Dutch Oven

What can I say? "I Love the Movies"

Its been a while since I've seen good flick that made me laugh. So last Sunday Bryan, Roel and I go to the movies and watch a little film called Zack & Miri make a Porno. I have to say that its worth seeing and I wouldnt mind seeing it again.

With all the dirty banter kinda reminds me of how we all talk...haha...If your hella dirty you'll understand the witty jokes and dirty humor. Not only will the movie make you laugh, it also has the proper taste of female nudity. Got have that for any good movie....TITS...haha That will make or break a movie for me.

Probably the best thing I remember about this movie is the new term "The Dutch Rider" & "The Double Dutch Rider" ahaha.... I wont even try to explain it cuz it might ruin the movie for you plus I dont know how to word this properly. Maybe Roel should do the definition for this since he is more eloquent when it comes to these things.

Go watch this movie. Shit I'll watch it agian like Dark Knight 3X....hahaha what can I say? "I love the movies"

Terminology 101: Chesticles

Term: Chesticles
Pronunciation: \ˈches-ti-kəls\
Function: noun
Etymology: slang
Date: 21st century

1: the male pectoral muscles
I went to the gym last night to work out my "chesticles" but there was so many damn people benching.

FLASHBACK: BACK IN THE DAYS GAME 12.23.07

I just got home right now and oh my! do I have an interesting FR, I was outside the smoking section of the club and these 2 asian girls tall6 and short6 (they were not even that hot, they were 6) tried to open me by saying " where is your girlfriend?" And I turn to them and say "she's at home" just to see how they would react, and sure enough, they turn to face eachother and replied "see, i told you he had a GF, " and started to giggle....and so I responded by saying, "where is your boyfriend?" and tall6 says "I dont have one, I have a GF" and short6 interrupts " yeah I'm her GF" and I looked at tall6 straight in the eye and said "you can do better"....and they immediately got offended! and they started bitchin at me and cursing at me, lol!...

I felt somewhat shitty for putting them down, however I didnt appreciate the fact that they had a lame ass opener, and tried to make me look like an idiot when they started to giggle.

Set 2 HB7 waitress

she was using proximity on me all night and I noticed she was dancing with a girl and guy happily! so she stands next to me after dancing and I open her, we start talkin and she ask me what I do, and my drunk ass said " I stamp FEDEX boxes and make sure they get to where they are supposed to go" ....that was so fucking lame! I just DLV'd myself! and all because of what.?!? stupid alcohol! dont make the same mistake as I did! GAME SOBER!

5 Keys to Increasing Attraction in Your Relationships by Don Diego Garcia

Attraction Key #1: YOUR SMILE A great smile emits from your eyes, not your mouth. Theshowing of teeth with dead looking eyes would be more of a grimace than a smile. I'll never forget one time Iwas in Los Angeles and learned why they call it TinselTown. My waitress smiled at me, but her eyes were a vacant haze. It was forced. She was surely not thinkingtruly pleasant thoughts. Tinsel may be pretty at first,but it is inauthentic, and easily detectable as fake. Take the time to build a pleasant state of mind required to transmit warm, sincere smiles.

Attraction Key #2: YOUR LAUGH Laughter is the release of emotional tension. It's a great way to manage the emotional ups and downs that sometimes occur in life. If you and a girl are laughingtogether, you will be much more likely to want to see each other again. Generate laughter by saying and doingfunny things. You can fine tune your funny bone by listening to professional stand-up comedians. It's fineto enjoy the performance, but you also need to be listening with a new set of ears now. Listen with yourlearning mind to model the comedian's expressions, their word choice, their vocal intonations, their facial expressions and hand gestures.


Attraction Key #3: YOUR BANTER Banter is playful teasing. It's a funny way of making personal jokes with your partner. Banter shows that youare not boring and you are willing to extend outside your comfort zone of politeness. It tests the limits ofpropriety with amusing role play, sometimes even imitating your partner, by exaggerating their mannerisms. Banter is not serious; it injects a mood ofsilly levity into your interaction. If you have a romantic interest in your partner, you can sprinkle your banter with sensual innuendo. If your partner returns your banter with witty quips of her own, this is a good sign, keep the mood light and happy and play along.


Attraction Key #4: YOUR ENTERTAINMENT Who is she going to call when she wants to have fun? Ifyou want it to be you, combine the aspects of smiling,laughing, and banter, then mix in some activities that you can enjoy together. Try to make choices based on your commonalities. Do you like the same kind of music?Go to a concert. Are you both entertained by the same genre of film? See a movie together. Are you both entertained by the same kind of fine arts? Check out anart museum or gallery. Attraction Key #5: YOUR SHARED EXPERIENCES One of the highest levels of attraction is known as thepeak experience. Take her breath away. Find out what her thrill is and enjoy it together. Share a new adventure she has never had before. Give her a ride on the back of your motorcycle. Go parachuting together. Take her surfing, snowboarding, or rollerblading. Master this final attraction key and along with the rest you will surely be able to win her heart, mind, body and soul.

Quote of the Week: Flashback

"Are you from Japan or Hawaii?"

Back in the day when Ted used to work at the roller coaster in Belmont park, he got the same question asked to him on a weekly basis. People would see a big dude with long hair and immediately ask "Are you from Japan or Hawaii?". And Ted's immediate response, while looking them in the eye with the straightest face ever, would be "Yes!" and then proceed to turn away from the person.

A few intelligent people would catch on and ask which one but the majority of people accepted Ted's answer and would maybe continue the conversation by saying "I knew it! I could just tell."

Phrase of the Day: As-Salāmu `Alaykum (السلام عليكم)

As-Salāmu `Alaykum (السلام عليكم)
an Arabic spoken greeting used by Muslims as well as non-Muslim Arabic speakers, Christians and Jews. The term Salam in Arabic means "Peace". The greeting may also be transliterated as Assalaamu 'Aleykum. It means "Peace be upon you".

as a sidenote...
Never thought I'd see the day when there would be a black president. Now, there is someone in power that I can relate to. hahaha. The assasination watch is in full effect. Give them hope, then take it away. That's what "they" do.
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