

Isn't it scary when...
...you're driving and you're really effin tired and you're doing everything you can to stay awake. You try opening all the windows. You try blasting the radio. You try turning on the heater full blast. You try turning on the AC full blast. You slap your face. You punch yourself in the nuts. But none of those things help.
The worst part is when you blink really hard and when you open your eyes, you've drifted over a lane or two.
Not that this has ever happened to me. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by Fred Erick at 2:40 PM 0 comments
Isn't it scary when...
...you flush the toilet after going number poo and the water just keeps on rising. It's even scarier when you do this and it's not your house.
There is no worse feeling than walking into your very own bathroom and seeing a log on the ground. A log that came from someone else.
Not that this has ever happened to me. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by Fred Erick at 7:22 AM 0 comments